My brother and I use to fight every time, maybe it’s because I am just a year older than him and he is never satisfied with anything you do for him plus he loves to revenge too, I guess that’s an attribute he got from watching so many Chinese films when we were kids, it made me believe I hate him, like after every fight I’d shout at him and say I hate you so much.

However some months ago, he had an accident Continue reading

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SPOT THE OLOSHO

I saw this picture on nairaland with this headline ‘ayiri brother takes a selfie with an olosho’ and according to him the gal in the picture is a prostitute, and according to him again they wont be taking the olosho home. My question is this, why roll with an olosho if you can’t fuck with an olosho? Why spend your hard earned money on her in this case maybe oil money Continue reading

GENTLE MEN CORP MEMBERS AND MY SOON TO GET A JOB GRADUATES

1554609_442726259207714_7926199007674329100_nIn the voice of whoever was your state coordinator ‘my fellow gentlemen corp members’ I know many of you registered for the Inec Adhoc staff and you want to participate in the election.(even my L.I registered) However before I continue I would like you all to think of yourself as heroes cos it takes guts to want to participate in any Nigeria election especially when you consider the level of social unrest and kidnappings in the country, but that’s not what this is all about. Man must survive so the saying goes hence the need to address some pertinent issues that bothers more on your survival than the electoral process itself. Follow these tips with all the ruggedness you learnt in camp, your life for the next two months depends on it. Continue reading

TODAY IN CHURCH

 

One reason i am still single is because i lack what it takes to groom myself, i cannot spend 15 mins ironing a piece of trousers or a shirt. i have never even starched my shirt,so ladies you dont want someone like me. but e be like say una no dey hear word. why am i saying this!

I met a gal today in church with all those high heels that looks like you are standing on mount everest, cute, sexy but what really endeared me to her was the amount of cleavage and green light i was seeing and receiving. if not for the voice of the pastor that keeps saying ‘concentrate on the word i am saying’ i would have thought i was tied to a glo advert bill board. (still wondering how the pastor new i wasnt concentrating)

meanwhile i was not looking very tidy but i was surely looking at her laps and cleavage,she seems to notice that, and in my mind i want to believe she folded the black designer skirt back for me to have a nice view. at this stage the only thing i was hearing was the shout of AMEN by the congregation and my own voice telling me to ask for her number.

In her mind! No amount of laps can take me away from this community of happily single and happily not searching. so me too i started my own tempting and forming, i took out my eye glass wore it in a jim iyke style, unbotton the first two button of my unironed longsleeve shirt to show case my own cleavage(who told you only gals have cleavage,if you think so then you never meet better bouncer) with some patches of hair.

she seem to enjoy what she was seeing cos before i knew it she started smiling and winking and sucking her hands and lips. lol! she didnt do it but i am sure she was getting there, just then the pastor said ‘wake anyone sleeping beside you, its time for deliverance’ and this man beside me woke me up.

true story

Photo: TODAY IN CHURCH

One reason i am still single is because i lack what it takes to groom myself, i cannot spend 15 mins ironing a piece of trousers or a shirt. i have never even starched my shirt,so ladies you dont want someone like me. but e be like say una no dey hear word. why am i saying this!

I met a gal today in church with all those high heels that looks like you are standing on mount everest, cute, sexy but what really endeared me to her was the amount of cleavage and green light i was seeing and receiving. if not for the voice of the pastor that keeps saying 'concentrate on the word i am saying' i would have thought i was tied to a glo advert bill board. (still wondering how the pastor new i wasnt concentrating)

meanwhile i was not looking very tidy but i was surely looking at her laps and cleavage,she seems to notice that, and in my mind i want to believe she folded the black designer skirt back for me to have a nice view. at this stage the only thing i was hearing was the shout of AMEN by the congregation and my own voice telling me to ask for her number.

In her mind! No amount of laps can take me away from this community of happily single and happily not searching. so me too i started my own tempting and forming, i took out my eye glass wore it in a jim iyke style, unbotton the first two button of my unironed longsleeve shirt to show case my own cleavage(who told you only gals have cleavage,if you think so then you never meet better bouncer) with some patches of hair.

she seem to enjoy what she was seeing cos before i knew it she started smiling and winking and sucking her hands and lips. lol! she didnt do it but i am sure she was getting there, just then the pastor said  'wake anyone sleeping beside you, its time for deliverance' and this man beside me woke me up.

true story

 

NAIJA SINGLE GUY

i dont know what i am supposed to do here or how i am suppose to do it,,, all i know is that i am doing something. get ready to read more from this naija single guy……, some funny and annoying stories about my boring life and issues concerning living single in this world where dating is everything. lets cut it short abeg…., i dey cafe and my time is running…….,still got so many things to learn